A man who went to malta

A man who went to malta~

One day i go to malta~

I go the west restaurant~

 And i say 'I want 2 pieces of toast' & she only give me 1~

I said 'I one 2 piece', She said 'Go to the toilet'

I said 'U don't understand, I want 2 piece on my plate'

N She said 'U better not piss on the plate, U son of a bitch!!'

I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.

After that I go the Biggest restaurant~

They only give me spoon&Knife but no fork~

I said 'I want a fork', She said 'Everybody want a f_ck'

I said 'U don't understand, I want the fork on my table'

& She said 'U better not f_ck on the table u son of a bitch' 

& I go back to the hotel & no sheet on my bed.

I said 'Call the manager, I want a sheet'

& He said 'Go to the toilet'I said "U don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed'

& He said 'U better not shit on the bed u son of a bitch'

I go to the check out.

He said 'Peace on u'

I said 'PISS ON U 2!! U SON OF A BITCH!!' 

I go back to Italy~